The Players

	name:	Clive Fuller
	nickname:	The Gaffer
	position:	Manager
	age:	I helped put out the fire of London!
	height:	72"
	weight:	Don't know, the scales broke
	personal statement	If we play half as well in a game of two halves we won't do half bad, but if we play in four quarters then the whole thing should be cosmic. I thank you.

	name:	Paul Bullimore
	nickname:	Bully
	position:	Flying wing back / midfield
	age:	25
	height:	Taller than Webby
	weight:	Lighter than Gus
	personal statement	Playing for the Elms is like playing for Brazil but with more Stella and less sun!

Awaiting photo	name:	Matt Dawe
	nickname:	Doormat / Zidane !!
	position:	Utility man
	age:	32
	height:	Taller than Steve, shorter than Gus.
	weight:	Only for buses and trains
	personal statement	After a glittering career its good to finish off at the home of football!!

Awaiting photo	name:	Tim Elliott
	nickname:	Ghost
	position:	Wherever suits gaffer
	age:	26
	height:	5' 10" ish
	weight:	Feather
	personal statement	A fine balance of va va voom and Stella Artois

	name:	Matthew Eustice
	nickname:	The beast
	position:	Centre half
	age:	25
	height:	6' 1 ''
	weight:	16 st 10 lbs soon to be 14 st of solid muscle
	personal statement	I like collecting scars and centre forwards legs. Watching me play is like watching Paolo Maldini.

	name:	Tony Fry
	nickname:	Fry-up
	position:	Midfield playmaker
	age:	25
	height:	5' 9''
	weight:	80 Kg
	personal statement	If this team doesn't win this league I will hang my boots up. I enjoy playing for the Elms; good team spirit and pretty football.

	name:	Warren Fuller
	nickname:	Woz
	position:	Centre forward
	age:	25
	height:	Still 5' 12" - Alan Biltcliffe!!
	weight:	Just say I'm getting man boobs!
	personal statement	Going for 70 this year so beware division 6. Expect more silverware. Aim for this season - don't let Steve score.

Awaiting photo	name:	John Granger
	nickname:	Johnny
	position:	Full back
	age:	29
	height:	5' 10"
	weight:	10 st 7 lbs
	personal statement

	name:	Mark Jackson
	nickname:	Jacko
	position:	Striker
	age:	25
	height:	6' 1''
	weight:	14 st
	personal statement	I hope to continue my run as the teams 'star striker' as the mighty elms storm through the divisions!

Awaiting photo	name:	Mike Jackson
	nickname:	Jacko
	position:	Centre forward (Woz is my understudy!)
	age:	20
	height:	5' 11"
	weight:	12 st - all muscle
	personal statement	I like a thriller! New to the team, Woz has introduced me to the team bonding at St. Tropez! (joke mum!). Leeds fan....go easy, still very emotional, at least we will win more trophies than them next season.

Awaiting photo	name:	Gavin Killick
	nickname:	'Arie' or 'Shagey'
	position:	Midfield
	age:	23
	height:	6' 3"
	weight:	12 st
	personal statement	It's a game of two halves, mine's a pint.

Awaiting photo	name:	Simon Love
	nickname:	Si
	position:	Right wing
	age:	27
	height:	5' 6"
	weight:	10 st 8 lbs
	personal statement	Never eat anything bigger than your own head.

Awaiting photo	name:	Mark Thomas Edward Arthur Winston McMeeking
	nickname:	Original "Macca"
	position:	Anywhere the Guvnor tells me
	age:	29
	height:	6'
	weight:	Ting!! (It's a cricket thang)
	personal statement	If the Nine Elms team has enjoyed me playing for them half as much as I have enjoyed playing for them then they have enjoyed me playing for them twice as much as I have enjoyed playing for them!! Nine Elms - love it. Clive Fuller - love him. Andre - legend. Roll on 2004/5 season. P.S. Mattie Eustice, coz he's my mate, can I sit next to him in the pub?

	name:	Rob Negus
	nickname:	Big Mac (Gus)
	position:	Utility (Free role)
	age:	25
	height:	6' 5''
	weight:	Going down slowly
	personal statement	To improve on last season and get home earlier with new clothes and not from the night before. It's on like donkey kong.

	name:	Ross Peart
	nickname:	Rossy or Paolo or La La
	position:	Midfield, striker
	age:	22
	height:	6'
	weight:	Lighter than Wozzer
	personal statement	As Real Madrid didn't come in for me I'm still here looking for more 40 yard screamers this season.

Awaiting photo	name:	Alan Russell
	nickname:	Bernarnoona Skeletor
	position:	Right back / Centre back
	age:	27
	height:	Up to the sky (1.85m)
	weight:	13 st
	personal statement	Playing football gives me great pleasure.

	name:	Taj Singh
	nickname:	Taj
	position:	Where ever!
	age:	25
	height:	5 '9''
	weight:	11 st
	personal statement	When I go the games I am brill! Otherwise in bed! Great bunch of lads. A pint of cider for me please Jen! Known as Ronald-Indian!

	name:	Steve Townsend
	nickname:	Adonis
	position:	Old fashioned winger
	age:	27
	height:	Perfect
	weight:	Perfect
	personal statement	Looking forward to improving on last seasons goal tally of 5. All though would gain more pleasure in seeing Woz failing to score my new target of 70. Quote: "I love 'im I do!" - Kenny

Awaiting photo	name:	Marc Turner
	nickname:	Turns
	position:	Goalkeeper
	age:	34
	height:	6' (3.6 when I jump!)
	weight:	You sure! (13st when dripping wet)
	personal statement	Wanted to realise my dream of having Clive as my gaffer!! Also thought it would be good to have a Millwall supporter in goal for the mighty Elms!! Also known to have the odd 1 or 12 lagers after the game.

	name:	Alistair Ward
	nickname:	Will Young
	position:	Centre midfield
	age:	24
	height:	Smaller than Gus
	weight:	Lighter than Gus
	personal statement	When I grow up I want to be just like Gus!! 3 goals in 5 matches watch this space!!! Clive rules!!!!

	name:	Paul Webb
	nickname:	Webby / Skipper
	position:	Centre midfield / general
	age:	28
	height:	5' 10''
	weight:	10 st
	personal statement	I love playing for this team and as skipper I really enjoy the role I play in the team with my lads. What can I say, we are a great team with marvellous team spirit so watch out because The Nine Elms are coming and we are going to win!

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